Sarcasm was a weapon for children.

Yes, I was good at reading people. I studied them so I could put them in my novels.

Sarcasm was a weapon for children.

I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.

No. I just don't want to be a detective. They figure out what happened after the fact, when it's too late. I want to prevent it from happening.

Your lot in life? A lot is something you draw, like straws. It's chance. You didn't get this life by chance. You chose it on purpose. If you're dissatisfied from it, you can change it.

My mistake was assuming that when I got to college, people would not be such assholes.