I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
Sarcasm was a weapon for children.
It's easier to remember your lies if they're close to the truth.
Love isn’t something you have to deserve.
The nurse knocked softly on the door of the examining room and wheeled in a shiny silver tray displaying neatly arranged instruments of torture.
My mistake was assuming that when I got to college, people would not be such assholes.