It's easier to remember your lies if they're close to the truth.
I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
How did we get to this place where we had to be tough all the time and never said how much we loved each other?
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.
Yes, I was good at reading people. I studied them so I could put them in my novels.
The TV said you should ignore bullies and they would stop harassing you. In practice this worked about half the time. The other half, you ended up with two tall boys shadowing you through a trailer park, their fingers taking little nips at your clothes, like dogs.