I remember during Oscar season, the thing I hated most was being talked to differently; people treat you differently. And then I suddenly understood why celebrities can be so weird; it's hard to act normal when no-one treats you normally.

You ask if you look good and you know people are lying. It was a depressing thing to experience. I was going to these parties where I used to be ignored and then all of a sudden people are paying attention to me.

What does it say, 'I beat Meryl.'

As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'

I never play characters that are like me because I'm a boring person. I wouldn't want to see me in a movie.

If you have boobs, you have to show, like, "These are boobs. This isn't cellulite."

Be strong. Don't be a follower. Always do the right thing.