Why would I ever get cocky? I'm not saving anybody's life.

The tabloid that said that I dressed up as a medieval, like a sexy medieval something and that upset me more than the dating rumors that have been circling around that were fake. If somebody thinks I'm going to dress sexy to a costume party, they have another thing coming.

I love Photoshop more than anything in the world!

At the end of the day, there's probably nothing that makes me feel better than junk food and reality TV.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're unhappy you don't go an entire time without laughing. You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

"Helena Bonham Carter and Jeff Bridges waved at me. And, of course, it would be absurd if they were waving at me, so I just stared at them. I stared at both of them. And they were like, 'Alright, fine.'