Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of your cane. I'm pretty sure it's hard enough to bust heads.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes.

I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.