I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter.

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know, about the car?' His eyes widened. I could almost hear him thinking, Of all the nerve! 'You were driving,' he said. 'But he likes you so much better than me.' 'That is because I do not keep wrecking the rentals.

I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz