Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?

Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I have to-" What in God’s name are you babbling about?" "You’re cheating on me!" "I never cheat.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.