There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.
Jennifer RardinCassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.
Jennifer RardinThe girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!
Jennifer RardinIt looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question." "What was that?" "Do you think we should ask Goatee Guy how to find the caterer?" I smiled at him innocently as his eyebrows pratically met above his nose. "I am never going to share my pet peeves with you again."
Jennifer Rardin