Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!