There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.
Jennifer RardinFor instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation. And theyโre seen as kind, benevolent creatures. Funny. Every fairy tale Iโd ever heard involving dragons starred daring knights trotting off to kill said dragons. Probably the real reason every time East meets West they get pissed off and throw tea in our faces.
Jennifer RardinDo you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?" Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.
Jennifer RardinIโd smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz
Jennifer RardinSeriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole shook his head. "You don't think it'll work?" I asked. He rolled his eyes. "Vayl might be a vampire, but he's also a guy. Who's about to be deliriously happy. Good God, if you work this right, he won't even be mad if finds out because of the way you decided to hide it from him.
Jennifer RardinThe white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she finally pulled into the United Methodist Church parking lot, praise God, leaving the rest of us free to party until some other octogenarian found it necessary to take to the streets after dark. In Ohio, old folks know better than to drive at night. Yet another reason Cleveland rocks.
Jennifer Rardin