If you are an artist and you are honest, you are never good enough.
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me.
I wanted to be an abstract painter, but I was rotten at it.
Raise boys and girls the same way.
SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.