On the worst days, I don't feel like an artist.
SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.
It's fun wandering around other people's minds.
I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started finger painting, which probably should be a joke but isn't!
Disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
A sense of timing is the mark of a genius.