When you start liking pain things start to get interesting.

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

I wanted to be an abstract painter, but I was rotten at it.

I moved to New York in the 1970s and started writing when I was at the Whitney Museum Independent Study Program.

I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started finger painting, which probably should be a joke but isn't!

Exceptional people deserve special concessions.

Faithfulness is a social not a biological law.