Romantic love was invented to manipulate women
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
I get up about four times a night and go back to sleep, or not. Then I swill tea around 8 a.m. I answer e-mail, while I stall thinking about whatever scares me.
I wanted to be an abstract painter, but I was rotten at it.
The greatest disappointment is when you let yourself down.
I'm always trying to bring unusual content to a different audience - a non-art-world audience.