I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I've ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I've ever thrown in my whole life.
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Jenny LawsonIn short? It is exhausting being me. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax.
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