You totally value and respect your body as you get older.

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

It's absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.