Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

I'm not a sex symbol.

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

People don't see this side of me. They don't know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.

Sometimes I think marriage licenses should be like driver's licenses. They expire after a number of years, and in order to keep going you have to renew. Wouldn't that be kind of genius? It would force you both to look at the relationship, and if it's not working, the marriage would expire so you could go on your merry way, or on the positive side of it, you could look at each other and say we really want to renew. What a way to keep it fresh!!

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.