I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.

Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'