I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

People don't see this side of me. They don't know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.