I'd like to be in a female version of The Fugitive. Something where I don't have to be ripped up like an action star, but be a normal, healthy lady who is framed and on the run. I'd have to run from explosions and punch people in the face but not rappel down a building.

There's a lot of different parts to me, so it makes total sense to me that I would do a big TV show or studio movie and then do a free comedy show the next day. They both feel equally important to me.

I feel like when I go on stage I feel so excited at the prospect that there will be a true connection.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

If you make a careless choice, you can really ruin things and it can take awhile for them to repair.

I think the main thing that affected my comedy was that my dad slept in a nightgown for most of my childhood. And it was just very funny every single night and made me realize that laughter is fun and nightgowns are cool.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.