I really like working. I can't think of a job I didn't like.

I really like working. I can't think of a job I didn't like.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22.

I'd like to be in a female version of The Fugitive. Something where I don't have to be ripped up like an action star, but be a normal, healthy lady who is framed and on the run. I'd have to run from explosions and punch people in the face but not rappel down a building.