I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Although I do stand-up - doing actual stage work is terrifying for me.

I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22.

When I would go on stage I would start to feel that the eyes that watching me weren't kind. And it took me a while to realize that those eyes were my own eyes.

I'd like to be in a female version of The Fugitive. Something where I don't have to be ripped up like an action star, but be a normal, healthy lady who is framed and on the run. I'd have to run from explosions and punch people in the face but not rappel down a building.

I don't like feeling hemmed in and I don't like feeling that I'm repeating myself.