I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I feel a lot of life in me and a lot of creative energy and I think it's better suited somewhere it can run free.

When I would go on stage I would start to feel that the eyes that watching me weren't kind. And it took me a while to realize that those eyes were my own eyes.

I've never thought of myself as the person that would happen to. There are a few blogs that I read, but I stay off of the Internet for the most part. I really like to just stay in the normal world, the real world.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I think the main thing that affected my comedy was that my dad slept in a nightgown for most of my childhood. And it was just very funny every single night and made me realize that laughter is fun and nightgowns are cool.