It would be unforgivable to use the role I have, such as it is, to inflict my incoherent, half-baked view of the world on people. That would be illegitimate and unacceptable and I should be fired.

It's stupid to have a simple-minded view.

I find it odd that people take me seriously.

Scepticism is a necessary and vital part of the journalist's toolkit. But when scepticism becomes cynicism it can close off thought and block the search for truth.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.

I got fed up of listening to bollocks