Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.
Jerome K. JeromeIn the church is a memorial to Mrs. Sarah Hill, who bequeathed 1 pound annually, to be divided at Easter, between two boys and two girls who "have never been undutiful to their parents; who have never been known to swear or to tell untruths, to steal, or to break windows." Fancy giving up all that for five shillings a year! It is not worth it!
Jerome K. JeromeToo much of anything is a mistake, as the man said when his wife presented him with four new healthy children in one day. We should practice moderation in all matters.
Jerome K. JeromeWeather in towns is like a skylark in a counting-house-out of place and in the way.
Jerome K. Jerome