Cynical? Thats my fascination. I do hateful things, for which people love me, And lovable things for which they hate me. I am a friend of enemies, the enemy of friends; I am admired for my detestability. I am both Poles and the Equator, with no Temperate Zones between.

Don't have any opinions. They're bad for business.

Darwin was Wrong! Man's still an ape.

Thou shalt not steal the shekels of thine audience with a play which doth not let them know what the hell goeth on.

All experience helps when you write.

It's always such a joy that you wake up in the morning and there's work to do.

All motion is relative. Maybe it's you who've moved away by standing still.