Damn, but science is just a constant feed of cool new facts and theories. Theology doesn't come close.

Theology is the post hoc rationalization of what you want to believe.

Some believers are fundamentalists about everything, but every believer is a fundamentalist about something.

Religion is based on dogma and belief, whereas science is based on doubt and questioning.

If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance “God”.

The fact that both Jews and Christians ignore some of God's or Jesus's commands, but scrupulously obey others, is absolute proof that people pick and choose their morality not on the basis of its divine source, but because it comports with some innate morality that they derived from other sources.

In the end theologians are jealous of science, for they are aware that it has greater authority than do their own ways of finding "truth": dogma, authority, and revelation. Science does find truth, faith does not.