Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!

He many not be hurt as much as he really is.