Jerry Coleman Quotes

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

He can be lethal death.

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!