Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.