When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.