The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.