Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.