If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.