On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.