I have absolutely zero interest in politics.

I'm a very bad citizen. I've never even voted.

Why would anybody lie? The truth is always more colourful.

Well, I was fourteen in Texas. But I looked twenty-five.

I have very old-fashioned tastes.

I'm a bit of a groupie.

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles