Cosmetic surgery is terrifying. It never looks good. Those women look weird. They look in the mirror and think they look great, but they don't see what we see. I think it's hideous. They scare small children.

I have done a lot of theater.

We all know pain doesn't exist without some coexisting depression.

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

I love my kids and would rather be with them than anyone in the whole wide world.

Well, I think mostly we're dressing for men.

Jealousy is the fear of losing the thing you love most. It's very normal. Suspicion is the thing that's abnormal.