Jealousy is the fear of losing the thing you love most. It's very normal. Suspicion is the thing that's abnormal.

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

I love good rock'n'roll, blues and jazz, gospel, and a little reggae.

Earlier this year I had my hair feng-shuied.

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles

Cosmetic surgery is terrifying. It never looks good. Those women look weird. They look in the mirror and think they look great, but they don't see what we see. I think it's hideous. They scare small children.

Then, in 2000, John Reid, Elton John's former manager, asked me to audition for the stage version of The Graduate he was producing. So I worked on it, got the part, and after three weeks' rehearsal I was on stage!