If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.
I'm coming on home to you instead cause they're all too ugly tonight.
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
She didn't mean to be unkind, why she even woke me up to say good-bye.
Hippies? Why, I'm the original.
Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.