I've learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I've learned that.

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around.

Either be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, the Lord will spew you forth from His mouth.

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

I'm coming on home to you instead cause they're all too ugly tonight.

When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not for any mansions or high livin' money I made and spent. I want 'em to remember me simply for my music.

Hippies? Why, I'm the original.