Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.

I never set fire to a piano. I'd like to have got away with it, though. I pushed a couple of them in the river. They wasn't any good.

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around.

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, too much love drives a man insane. You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.

Hippies? Why, I'm the original.

Don't Be Cruel is the greatest rock 'n' roll record ever made.

All you gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot, wiggle around just a little bit.