Music is the most powerful thing on this earth, and it's hard to be angry when you are listening to music.

I used to get on a stove wood pile at 5-6 years old and I would have a piece of stove wood and kindling bark as a pick, and I was a star.

She's wearing a ring that I bought on sale, and that makes her the property of this U.S. Male.

When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp.

I put on your sequined ball gown and I checked the mirror there. Why, I looked like Cindy Crawford, but with much more body hair.

Smokey and The Bandit was just a lark. All we did was run up and down those Georgia roads wrecking cars and having the time of our life.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.