There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

Don't learn safety by accident.

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.