Jerry Smith Quotes

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

Don't learn safety by accident.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.