All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates or legislation, and regularly get shafted by the powers-that-be in Washington.

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

Look after yourself and each other.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.