I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.