I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.

I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

In one generation, my family went from extermination simply because of how they pray to God to this ridiculously privileged life I live today. So how can I not love America?