In one generation, my family went from extermination simply because of how they pray to God to this ridiculously privileged life I live today. So how can I not love America?

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.

Country comes before politics.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.