The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

Love is great for us, but we don't always love who is great for us.

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.

When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars,' people were really shocked and surprised.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.