Vegetarianism is a good idea.

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.