People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. They can do anything they want to you, and there is no where you can go to seek redress.

I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.

When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile.

Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.

Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

What do we have for veterans? Government-run health care. I understand that. Congressmen and senators... they get five choices of government-run health care. Why should a congressman and senator get anything more than a regular citizen does? Why are they privileged and the rest of us aren't?