Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.

I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.

If you buy the flag it's yours to burn.

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

One out of four people internationally believe if their country goes to war, The United States would be the opponent. As a veteran, I hang my head in shame over that.