I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that needs help. I don't think a normal, mentally healthy person commits suicide.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

I'm tolerant of all religions... I don't care if someone wants to go out there and worship the bark on a tree.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Al Gore, you've been a real inspiration. But a lot of other people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it.

I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.