After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.

Love is bigger than government.

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

Donald Trump is not a Republican, he's an Independent.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.